I think they gave me crazy pills instead of birth control.

Yesterday, I went looking for my makeup for the first time in about a month, because I am breaking out again. I've kept my makeup in a basket on my bookshelf in my room for quite some time now, and when I travel, I'll take out the "essential" pieces.

Yesterday, none of the "essentials" were in the basket. There was the crap I never use, like an eyelash curler and some random brushes, but the stuff I use the most wasn't in there. 48 hours later, I've searched the whole apartment, I've called my mom and sister and had them search their house, and Boyfriend has searched his car. My makeup is gone.

I don't think anyone stole it, because what are the odds they'd take only my "essentials"? I don't think I lost it somewhere on my trip to Michigan for the holidays, because (1) I don't think I wore makeup when I was home, and (2) I have a vague memory of unpacking them when I got back here.

I also have a vague memory in which I'm looking at the basket and thinking, "I want to put my makeup in a different place." For the last half hour or so, I've tried to figure out what place I might have meant. In a bag? If so, is it clear or colored? In a box? In a bowl? In a cupboard? Alas, none of the bags, boxes, bowls, or cupboards in my house have my makeup in them!!!

I can think of only one conclusion: I sleepwalk. Glamorously. This would also explain the inexplicable losses of both my favorite lip gloss (about 6 months or a year ago) and my expensive watch (September 2005).

Any other explanations/conspiracy theories are more than welcome. The crazier the better, because that's obviously what I need more of - the crazy.